As as anyone but Pats fan I support whoever can beat them. Not the Patriots again. God no, not that crew and their insufferable fans. I will not be able to stand their humble brags for the rest of their lives about how the Pats defied and defeated a global conspiracy by Goodell, the NFL and the fourth horseman of the…

Lucky spectators, getting to see something exciting.

He knows how to deal with the likes of you, Two Sheds.

The real tragedy here is that that man is taking up valuable oxygen that could be used by a much smarter and more socially productive houseplant.

You’re right. I miscounted. Still, really assy behavior.

You want even more cunty basketball behavior? Look at the rest of the clip when his teammate passes the ball to him, and he’s standing next to the bench drinking from a gatorade cup and kicks the ball. Note there are only 4 other players on the court, so he’s IN the game.

HOT TAKE

OK, I’ll be that guy: