Or just get a german sport wagon. It can do most SUV things:

Or just get a german sport wagon.

They’re ugly, they’ll never go mainstream.

I don’t get it. I think they’re horrible looking.

Uh. I bought this for $3500 a few years ago. It was sitting for 21 years. I replaced the fuel filter, rebuilt the calipers, had the seats redone, and a bunch of other little things. Kind of offended that you lump all Porsche owners in a ‘rich asshole’ group. I am definitely an asshole, but definitely not rich.

I have an S6 Avant that is fast, comfy, reliable, laughs at bad weather, and tows things. Can’t get rid of that, it’s great for road trips and lots of people.

I have a classic 911, it’s a blast to drive, everyone loves it, and it’s appreciating like crazy. Can’t get rid of that.

Fewer.

Any other answer is wrong. It actually looks this way, stock. They put a chrome fake vent on the fender, but then didn’t continue into the door. It looks like something is missing. It bothers me so much I’m actually getting pissed off just looking at it.

Torch, as a product designer, it’s been kind of funny watching you through the years spend more time visualizing your ideas. First it was awful sketches, then digital sketches on an iPad or something, now you’re doing really crude 3d modeling.

Roman candles!

Meh. I don’t really use a torque wrench unless it’s a head or something. Other than that I use the famous german “Dr. Gudentite” method, and it has worked fine on my old musclecar, my air cooled 911, my s6, a classic mini, a prius, an insight, etc etc etc. Torque specs are overrated.

And... nobody cares. Seriously. It’s an SUV. And it’s even beige.

You can’t fix stupid or old and stupid.

Regarding how much they pay, I don’t know man, if I was already rich and had a few supercars, and in ONE YEAR, I made over 1 million dollars, but I only got to keep 400,000, I don’t think I’d lose any sleep over it. You are justifying FLAT OUT GREED. You can pretend that ‘its not right to tax the rich at more than…

K, but that same bracket used to pay WAY more taxes. Look at the graphs I have posted.

I don’t know what to say to you, other than you are 1000000% wrong.

Yup. Zero fucking talent.

Driving with the top off > coupe aesthetics