I think he's great. You should see his SLR bodies (cameras). Or his airplanes.

Dear Audi, please listen to us!

Agree! Quit fuckign with the design, this one was best! And keep that 5 cylinder! WE DO NOT WANT A V8.

Came here to say the same thing. I don't want one with a V8. I don't want a hybrid. I want a 5 cylinder turbo 20v.

The problem with red light cameras is they typically shorten the yellow light; you see, in order to get more revenue. This results in people slamming on their brakes, which causes more accidents. Intersections with red light cameras have MANY more acicdents because of this.

No they won't. If they install them near me I will dress up like V and destroy them in a spectacular fashion. The public will applaud me, and help mask my identity.

He won't admit it. I almost got banned for it.

You know how it is. You gotta go the Walmart, pick up some lettuce and Duck Dynasty-branded control top pantyhose, and then oh hello, there's a 2015 Corvette Z06 prototype just hanging out in front of God and everybody like it's no big deal.

Smaller sidewall = suspension will wear quicker.

LOL, Saturn Vue. Good one. I think I saw of few of those for sale recently, aren't they worth like $50?

You spend 2 minutes outside when it's -10. Fuck that.

Easy. Alternate side parking, in a city downtown. They claim they need to do this for snow removal, yet they don't plow. Even worse are streets that are normally parking on both sides, then during a "snow emergency" they want it to be one sided parking. Where the hell are the other 50% of the cars supposed to park?

That looks cooler than any current ford.

Okay. Still waiting for your counterpoint, something to do with my career path.

TLDR: SUV owner is woman, also stupid. Surprises nobody.

I was banned for writing to Matt Hardigree about this.

Don't bother. He told me he'd ban me soon for voicing my opinion that this was clickbait. Apparently he's in on it. I thought being in charge, he'd see that the reaction to this was overwhelmingly negative and side with the general public, but apparently I was wrong. Goodbye, jalop. I will miss you.

Whatever, Clickbait. Sick of non-car people running Jalopnik. You should work for Jezebel, I think you'd fit in better. They don't know anything about cars and love drama.

He's defending it.

email matt@jalopnik and let him know how pissed you are. Patrick has no business on Jalopnik, he doesn't even know anything about cars.