Gearing? What gearing? It has four electric motors. It doesn't need gears.

I wrote this paper a few years ago but it's still sound:

Ah, okay. Cool. I thought they were axing that bodystyle right after they got it good looking! Still, I have to say the nomenclature is kind of confusing.

Sure. IF you got into an accident, a large SUV is probably safer. But you're ignoring that being in an SUV = more likely to be in an accident. Crap handling and braking means you can't avoid things as easily, and even if you do avoid it, you might drive off the road and flip over, crushing everyone inside. This is…

I thought this four eyed alien was replacing the model I featured above?

You're talking to the wrong person. I hate SUVs; my "big" car is a 95 Audi S6 Avant; I use it to tow my speedboat, haul trailers full of crap, go mountain biking, etc. That being said, the point of posting that was that it is INFINITELY more attractive than this fucking alien Chinese bullshit featured here with four…

It's so fucking terrible it makes me angry.

Got a book you can read in the meantime:

If you really cared about your family you'd have avoided SUVs entirely since they have a deathrate 3x higher than passenger cars.

Marketing. Stupid decisions like this are always marketing decisions; people who work in that field are fucking idiots with no real skills or talent at all. The designers probably had some great sketches, but marketing pissed on all of them and said they weren't trendy and polarizing enough, so they made this ugly…

This seriously just looks like some cheap chinese knockoff piece of shit. I fucking hate it.

Not now that they're a couple years old.

I'll just leave this here, which is better in every single way I can think of:

Well duh, I mean, shooting someone else is one thing, but do you really want to deal with all the hassle and aftermath of a broken window? I don't!

Isn't the front end completley different? Different bumper, grille, hood parting line, etc...

I'd argue that the online experience of COD probably isn't suitable for children. Neither are the cutscenes where people are brutally executed. Halo is bad enough with all the tea bagging.

I always thought that was a modified vette. Huh. Thanks!

I pooped on the hood of a hummer H2 once. It was awesome.

Please keep him off GTA online til he's at least a teenager. Kids don't need to grow up banging prostitutes and running over pedestrians. I love GTA, btw. But it's reallllllyyyyyyy annoying when kids are playing.