Today is the day Florida boy becomes Florida man.

I had never heard of it before this. I love how there are like 5 different references to it, with specifics of where and what he drinks.

What am I looking at?

Is that kid actually stuck in there? Fantastico!

Can we get more on Bortles being a drunk? It’s only just started leaking into the more general football milieu, but it’s awesome and explains so much...

The Jags are known more for this gif than for any sort of success.

Your owner looks like Ron Jeremy:

The Patriots are on paper my favorite team, and yet I hate everything written about them.

“I bet if I ran over Coach with the equipment cart, I’d get like a whole week off.”

No fights. If you do fight, you are ejected.

Am I the only one who can’t stand the term “chippy” for professional football players fighting? I know its being used ironically here, but I always want to mute the fucking announcers when they say it as three hundred pound guys try to kill each other.

who is your team now?

I feel this way about the Jets. When I struck the deal with my wife (Yankees, Giants fan) that we would raise my son a Mets fan, but I’d concede on football, I was like, “What if I gave up the Jets too....?”

Ah, darn it. Now even though I’m up to date with GoT I have to worry about spoilers? That’s 2017 for you. A new irritant every day.

If a UFC fighter, or anyone for that matter, is crying after a bunch of blows to the head, it should probably be taken as a sign of a severe concussion. See Luke Kuechly.

Trimming those battles was one of the smartest writing decisions of the last three seasons.

Indeed... it’s an easy choice between mocking the guy that makes sure that he shows everyone that he works out versus the guy that thinks he might fly or sail off the edge of the earth into the mouths of waiting dragons or sea serpents.

Rejecting a basic, centuries-old scientific discovery that can be proven by using eyeballs: not great, but tolerable.

I kept being a Kyrie fan after he said the earth was flat even though I couldn’t stop thinking about it every time I saw him. But fuck this guy. He would have been flailing around with a losing Cleveland team without Lebron. Go ahead and get the fuck out, Kyrie.

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?