Okay.

Okay.

Oh, wow, you’re truly a dipshit! Okay, I see who I’m dealing with now. Thanks!

Lots of other people are giving me legitimate answers, but thanks for the sarcasm.

You mean Phillies pitchers, right?

Serious question: Is Ball really that good? To me, he looks like a skinny kid with an awkward jump shot, but there’s a reason I’m not an NBA scout.

I’m not saying they *hurt* anybody, just that they’re dumb. Give me the Yankees’ lineup as run support and defense, and I could “win” a high school game as a pitcher, despite the fact that I probably can’t throw a strike faster than 45 mph.

“Wins” are such a stupid stat. Might as well keep track of how many “wins” each shortstop has.

Sure. I’d say the ass beating itself was enough. And while that, too, was probably criminal (self defense? come on), I don’t think you get to complain too loudly when you shove a pie in someone’s face and they beat your ass.

Exactly. How is this even controversial?

I read that one media outlet reported the protestor had beaten to a pulp, and another media outlet had reported extensively on the sexual assault allegations again Johnson.

Yeah, I’m totally on board with the ideas that, 1) KJ sucks, and 2) this prosecution is disproportionate. I do, though, think there’s a temptation to call (even minor, pie-related) assault “political speech” when it happens to our opponents, and I think it’s a temptation we should resist.

For real, show me where I defended KJ even once. Like, disagree with me if you want, but don’t make shit up or willfully misinterpret or whatever the hell it is you’re doing.

LOL at the systematic oppression of pie throwers.

Are there really people defending KJ at this point? I thought he’d been pretty much abandoned.

Listen, this may be overkill, but can’t we all get on board with the whole “don’t throw shit at people” thing? You guys do not seem to be totally on board with that.

I agree with all of this, except I’m still not sure I get WHY the Warriors are so good. Sure, Durant is great, but LeBron is supposed to be better still, right? Curry is great, but was he better in these Finals than Kyrie? Draymond is ... are we calling Draymond great now? Is there anyone that would have taken him…

The word “important” in the headline is the only context I have for what this means RE the U.S.’s qualifying chances.

I get annoyed w/ LeBron constantly putting his palms up like “What, ME?!?!” but Draymond takes it to a whole other level. It’s the combination of Draymond’s whininess with his bullshit tough-guy schtick that makes him completely unbearable.

The one character trait I despise probably above all others is the inability/unwillingness to take personal responsibility for one’s actions. To date, I’m not sure that anything that’s ever happened has ever been Draymond Green’s fault.