What is a “star referee”?

Why not play Sanchize here in a meaningless game? I don’t get it.

Joke sucks, dude. The bums lost! The bums will always lose!!!

You do know that “ejaculation” is, like, a whole different word, right?

God, he fucking sucks.

30-somethings (which goes up to 39 years and 364 days). Not 30-year-olds.

It’s half Millennials, half Gen-exers.

Be ready to have your mind blown, LPShea. About half of thirty-something-year-old women ARE Millennials.

So long to the walking embodiment of the aphorism, “Talk is cheap.”

Adam Sandler is who you picked as an example of an “actor”?

Iowa fan here. The player was being stupid, but Fran lets his temper get the better of him sometimes, and this is an example. This wasn’t worth storming off the court over.

Oh, I think we’ve uncovered it.

What is a ‘sprot.’

Fun fact: Racial bias can be a real thing even if this conspiracy theory is a joke (and therefore not a real thing). The world is a complex place!

He’s kidding, bro.

The hit sounds bad, but doesn’t *look* that bad in the replay. But I’m terrible at judging these things and honestly don’t even really understand the rules.

This is literally the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

Sixers Twitter? Oh God, resisting the urge to go look ...

Did I get banned?

Oh, man, just IMAGINE what Hinkie could have done with the early-second-round conditional pick they’ll get for Noel.