Let's see if the US Constitution or the USS Constitution lasts longer!

Pixar or Disney should do this - automatically entered with purchase of a movie ticket or DVD and you can grab a form at the movie theatre without purchasing a ticket to get around the "no purchase necessary" clause.

That and shitty filming, acting and costumes.

Thank you.

Why are you writing articles targeted directly at me?!? and slanderous nonetheless...

I have the ability to instantly make you the most popular kid on the block.

Sorry Brian but I agree with Tim Cook on this one. A toaster fridge is the equivalent of a TV with a built-in VRC or maybe that scissor-tape dispenser combo you guys highlighted last week. Useless combination that requires you to replace a perfectly good function when one of the other functions breaks or becomes…

You have a fridge than can butter your breakfast for you???

I used to love this place. I wanted to ride the loop but wasn't heavy enough - although in retrospect I'm 99 percent certain my mom just told me that...

It might be part of the Craters of the Moon with a natural geological feature.

For the Idaho Falls one I thought it appropriate to include the victim's names. RIP gentlemen.

For $1000 I'll tell you the truth.

I agree - I don't think there's anything this girl did wrong. Whatever construction company was in charge of marking and protecting the work is at fault.

And by the way - I'm pretty sure this applies whether you read the article title with a G or a C. ;)

This? Is it this? Am I right? Do I win the prize?

How... no wrong question. WHY? Why on earth do you know this? Let it drop, wipe clean and flush man - don't be diggin around and inspecting... just flush damnit!

A strong candidate for Darwin.

Can we be done with fax machines already please? Lawyers and security people still love them.

They're still a hit at weddings and useful to leave in places like your glovebox in case of an accident and you don't have your phone, etc...

Anytime.