Death made Bruce Lee onmipotent and impotent at the same time.

mmmm taint (For clarification, I'm picturing a freshly showered supermodel that's recently had a brazillian wax and a whiskey-chocolate enema. Yeah - my friends have learned not to ask for clarification from me.)

It's not from a nuclear attack. It's from a terrorist attach during meeting with a bunch of important people in one place. that meeting is called the Nuclear Security Summit

Agricola agricolae agricolaeus...

Fossil fuels SHOULD be crushingly expensive - fact, not politics. Politics are the only thing that keep them irrationally DEflated. Do you really think you should be able to extract crude oil embedded in sand in canada, miles under the ocean, or halfway around the world, refine the gasoline portion of it and buy an…

What if these came in pairs where the broken ends matched up and allowed two phones to interact in some skater app?

Now THAT's a good idea. Why can't someone build a case with a little wind-up arm to recharge your phone like the doomsday radios and flashlight's have?

Polar Trax Ice Cleats - $30 bucks - done. These things are hardcore and durable too.

Putting a lot of rough terrain mileage on those reeboks surfing the web? Spending your weekends scrambling up rock fields when you have to park in the lower parking lot at the mall and the stairs are too far?

I've got me some of these. 30 bucks and ALL my shoes and boots are convertible for snow and ice.

LOL seriously? I think military and currency pretty clearly fall into "powers delegated to the United States"

I just clip this to my iPhone.

Oh the loss to humanity that children these days do not bear the burden of latin taught in highschool by stodgy old priests. I'm guessing you worked your ass off in college just to hear the school president say "magnus cums loudly" at the graduation ceremony. I also like the added irony that your screen name is…

There's absolutely nothing funny about your comments.

This is just like TV's with VCRs built into them - they were good for the school A/V program where they didn't have cable and were only used to play videos, but were quickly obselete. How many of them wound up with a second VCR connected when the first one broke, or a DVD player now attached... Roku/Boxee/AppleTV or…

*wasn't advocating hurting him.

Whoa. I wasn't anywhere near that comment. I was advocating hurting him, just a sarcastic note meant to poke fun at an old mob trick on how to quickly clean the place up so he can start over with a fresh pile of insurance money. The article clearly stated that he wasn't at the residence and could not be found. Illegal…

I'm surprised the neighbors didn't launch some fireworks into this on Fourth of July and let the resulting fire clean it up.

Florida everglades is one of our largest swamp... except for the tannins discoloring the stagnant water in the immediate vicinity, it creates nice clean pretty water - especially if there's any slope that would cause it to filter through the ground below the deadfall and tannins.

It was Atari.