Umm, and crack.

Two little tidbits just for fun:

Sully!

Brooklyn and Queens are actually part of the geological formation that is Long Island, although LI is typically reserved for just Nassau and Suffolk counties located on eastern Long Island. So it isn't really incorrect. Staten Island and Manhattan are the correct geologic place names for the other islands located on…

Selling a washing machine is repulsive?

Yeah - the orgy doesn't cost the poor pizza guy money, just dissapointment for 20 people - unless of course they all show up at the same time and decide to just find another place for their orgy.

Never give up! NEVER. GIVE. UP.

Umm, can I have my blindfold back please? It was a good satin one.

Chatroulette?

We've had hover boards for years. Oops - this is 2011? sorry - stopped at the wrong year. (PS - Obama's second term brings world peace. It's ok but mostly just the pageant winners are excited.)

You'd be amazed what how convoluted contract rights could be for artists. I wouldn't be surprised if an artist had an 'official' youtube page that they could only post personal blogs and content they developed on (eg webcam) while the producer could post the actual music videos and stuff they paid to produce, etc. It…

Check out the BBC programs that are on there (as well as the Discovery Channel stuff). There's a series called 'Sherlock' that's a modern version of Sherlock Holmes with great wit and CSI-type feel to it. If anything, Netflix and internet video should open the door to great product from around the world and give the…

How do you have a star?

I could potentially agree with your comment above, but having looked at the link you provided it's clearly intended to infuriate rather than provide knowledge and was clearly developed out of hatred for a site that many find often amusing and occassionaly hysterical. So by your own definition, you're a troll.

The burden of proof is the issue though - if ivory is illegal and you have something with ivory on it, that's proof that you are guilty of having ivory. If you have some exception then you need the proper documentation to support it. Just like if you're caught with marijuana on you, you're guilty. If you have a…

Seriously - people still even use guitars and instruments? I thought everything was done on turntables and autotune now.

Actually, he's in possession of the materials. It's kinda like saying I had this marijuana since the '20's before it was illegal. I don't care if you kept it in a humidor so it looks fresh or it looks like it's 90 years old - You're still holding the substance that is illegal to collect/gather/have today.

That wouldn't be a first for a Gibson.

I'm cool with a lot of stuff, but I officially just got the heebyjeebies.

They always say that a little bit of cover is sexier than completely naked.