Maybe OKCupid knows you better than you're willing to admit to yourself. It's ok. Really it is. You can't help who you are... don't hate yourself. Embrace it! And anyone of the same or opposite sex as well while you're at it.

No way - the sloths are the coolest muthers out there!

And a windowless van.

I think the negotiations for who gets what side of that thing are critical.

It's not the astroglide. It's the herpes. Sorry...

Psst - Google's buying motorola. Just fyi...

Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Umm - isn't #2 just an iPhone? well - without the actual wriststrap?

It will never be stable on its own - someone will have to keep a hand on it all the time to make sure it doesn't fall.

Why wouldn't the guy just say he did that red wine test and it didn't work?

I agree. Sad. Sounds like he's just barely keeping a roof over his head.

Don't get all worked up over Whole Foods - since they've changed management they've gone downhill (except for their prices). Argue for Trader Joe's or Wegmans if you have a forum.

The First Successful Mars Landing BY HUMANS Happened 35 Years Ago Today

So that was more dickish than Jesus' current facebook chat review post?

Tabloids are afraid to report on all the hottest footwear gossip they got from hacking the sex in city whores' phones until things die down in the UK...

So out of curiousity - why did my similar post get moved to #trollpatrol and you decide to jovially participate and comment on this one. I wasn't trying to incite a riot, just making the same point. Is it because I didn't include a poor pun or because I don't have a star?

Or loses...

Nah - not looking to start a whole discussion on it. Just needed to vent. ;)

PS - the softcore title photo was plenty to attract readers without the sophmoric 'geddon' catchphrase. More of that. ;)

Can we please stop putting f@#$@ing "geddon" on the end of everything?!?!?!!!? It's snow! It's summer! It's rain!