Remember MAC machines? Money Access Center Machines made a little more sense...

This sounds like a Keystone Beer ad - It's even in Pennsylvania!

Why isn't Curves on this contest so we can all vote for you!

I was hooked AGES ago...

Yes - those things don't work. go watch MYthbusters.

Rains —-> Pours #folkwisdom

Excellent story.

Kat - with the current format I don't nkow where to put hints and new topics, but this is cool so I figured I'd just respond to a recent comment of yours and you could do with it as you like:

It amazes how we've become so cynical that people's first impression of something awe-inspiring is "fake!"... It think this is a secondary effect of our sedentary society (right after fat-assedness). I've spent tons of time out in nature, hiking, skiing, biking, sailing or just walking my neighborhood and seen…

Since the article said it's communications related they probably have to stay surfaced for a period of time and access instrumentation. But I thought the same thing at first and I'm happy to admit I don't know sh!t about it.

I think you're in the wrong here. Everyone that has paid for a seat has a right to use all of its features including reclining it. If you also reclined yours your head wouldn't be 6 inches from his. Maybe he should be careful and push it back slowly, but it's not the guys fault in front of you that you're 6 3 and…

1) Umm, it has nothing to do with your comment, but where are the settings in Windows 7 to increase cursor size again?

I hope this will be in the next James Bond or Ocean's 11 type movie where they cut the chains wearing Seal gear and underwater plasma torches and take the thing with them to steal the gold/take over the world/etc...

List of potential pitfalls for electro-gauntlet users to be aware of:

Which one of "the Cories" is that posing in the ad? I always mix them up...

Absolutely NOTHING should be on Top Gear USA. Now the original Top Gear? Yes!

I've gotta say, the irony of the Genius Bar 'Genius' photographed looking like a complete imbecile under the Genius Bar sign and on the actual Genius "Bar" is quite satisfying.

Now if you could get a reaction out of her, rather than just going about your business as she lies there like a plank - now that might be more of a big deal.

With all the fat comments has anyone considered that this is his new diet approach? As long as the pots and pans are stuck sideways on him they can't be filled up with grease deepfrying his next meal.

He DID - but quickly realized that he couldn't lie flat. So instead of pics of him "on stuff", he's resorted to just pics of stuff on him. Kinda the anti-planking approach.