Gonna hard disagree on that one.  The level of ominous tension that the soundtrack is bringing to the show suits the dark themes perfectly.

Holy shit. Alright, let’s do this by the numbers:

1.) Absolutely no one is saying it’s acceptable for women to do this to men; we’re addressing a specific instance of a behavior (referenced in this article) that is part and parcel of a behavior that is overwhelmingly committed by hetero dudes (your own example offers…

Sorry to step on your hypothesis, but Lou Gossett Jr. is Iron Eagle.

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

Andy Reid should be put in the stockade for having him do that sneak when he already had a bad leg. 

It’s been a minute since I last read the Graphic Novel, but regardless of whether I or anyone thought Rorschach was cool or not, I think there’s enough precedent in the real world for the misappropriation of iconography for nefarious purposes, that Rorschach inspiring a racist terrorist group doesn’t seem all that far-…

Good Head, Boner Combine To Get FCUM All Over The Internet

A lady in front of us was doing some online shopping during the game and we asked her if she could find a linebacker that could be delivered before the 4th quarter started.

I heard no one really won.

So folks are only respectful to you when they’re running a grift? That’s just sad, boss.

One (Lord) Humongous star for you.

He looks like he’s trying to sneak into a soccer game in Iran.

Jesus Christ, Travis Tritt looks like Renee Zellweger disguised as Travis Tritt.

With few exceptions, every Mahomes game should be 5 Throwgasms.

5 Throwgasms for a Lions game? Unless they’re bringing back Barry Sanders and unmasking former fan ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER I don’t see it.

No one represents the San Jose Earthquakes better than striker Chris Wondolowski, who decided to serve his red-card suspension on Wednesday night by embedding himself in the Earthquakes supporters section and generally acting like a lunatic.

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Our collective response to the Terminator franchise is “That looks cool. Let’s do that.”