They would much rather enjoy the fruits of their own ability, and not expect others to get them where they want to be in life. Think about that as your light dims

And yet, everyday you’re closer to inevitable death

Toughy McTough guy, toughing around Tough Town.

Good news though, you'll be dead soon.

“JDM as fuck!” -Can be used as either a complement or an insult.

You know what’s cool right now?? Vans! Soon it won’t be just full size vans. No, we’ll soon start to see smaller, less full size, more compact, almost mini vans as cool.

Dumb question, but where is the MSDS/SDS?

Federal OSHA standard requires that on every jobsite of any kind Material Safety Data Sheets be kept for literally every material, substance, and chemical that someone may come in contact with. (Even water!) As well as contains all the hazards, exposure health risks, and…

...That was the joke.... (Admittedly, not a good one)

Florida

I understand the need for creative responses, it would be pretty boring if every responce was logical. However this scenario calls for the cold bland truth.

Now that I think about it, why aren’t freight charges more prevalent?

I expected a brief understanding of hyperbolic rhetoric.... You know, like saying “You’re full of shit!” It’s not factually accurate, but we know what you meant. ...It goes both ways. 

Ah yes, with a well articulated rebuttal I see.  Words are hard.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait..... HE WASN’T ARRESTED??

In all fairness, a beat up Forester with 250k is worth $3500 in the PNW.

We may be ...off track!

Would you say... they're snow good? Ah! ...I'll see myself out.

This is a severely underrated comment

Cars of this era are the new muscle cars, history repeats itself....

#1 -Without a doubt basic auto knowledge. (Tire Changing, Checking/Adding oil, General sense of self awareness.)