Damn this page is terrible. Accidentally clicked here, but can't close the window because of this semi-transparent Deadspin header. Don't you guys pay someone to make sure the website works properly? Honestly since the change in format I barely even read this page anymore.
*back atcha*
Short version of my really long story: I had really high anxiety. I quit drinking. I no longer have high anxiety.
I never kill them now, most of the ones we see up north are small and good fly catchers. Pest control really. On the other hand, when I was living in a trailer park north of Orlando in the swamp, I saw some huge spiders on the wall when I was in bed at night - the kind that you must kill before you can sleep.
Ahh, gotcha. I don't read any of her cookbooks, nor do I peruse lifestyle publications of any kind, so I didn't really know this. I primarily watch sports on TV and stuff like CNN, so obviously no Gwen sightings there either. In my world she only pops up online in stories like this, which prompted my question. You…
Why do people hate Gwenyth again? Is it sorta like the Anne Hathaway thing? I do hate Anne, but I never seen Gwen in the same light. She reminds me of a Stepford Wife a little bit, but she's talented, married a rock star and still seems to be somewhat grounded, and she jokes about herself in a self-depreciating and…
Jesus. There are good looking people, and there are the rest of us. It's not a bad trait to have, we admire it, and we often talk about it. The President acknowledged what the rest of us are all thinking. He was having fun with it. Spring is in the air, flowers are blooming, the weather's warming up - what are…
This is nothing more than Mark Cuban musing, paying some lip service to the women's game, his home state (Baylor is in TX), and thinking about how to possibly draw a few more fans to an exhibition game or something. For all of you arguing whether she's good enough, big enough, or strong enough - she's not. It would…
Trout also moonlights as an 16th century Romanian.
Next time I'm at a baseball game I'll make sure and not to make a wise crack to my seat-mates referencing "balls and bats" - I could end up on Twitter and get fired if this lady were sitting behind me.
I was pretty surprised to see they let him drive that thing. And operate the shovel. He had a little trouble driving it too with an early scare after releasing the brake. No way in hell he should have been in that thing, let alone driving while trying to film a live camera shot.
Feelin' Thorny = Feeling Horny = Watching Women Play Soccer is Only Good if You View Them as Sex Objects.
I know that. But just because it's a nice thing to do doesn't mean it's gonna happen. Why don't you clean out your cupboards tonight and give all of your food to a local shelter? We both know you won't. Until people like you who grumble about this stuff actually practice what they preach, this world is a looooong…
I dont' think most countries think: "Hey, why don't we just bring in a bunch of uneducated, poor foreigners. That'll solve our problems."
Heh heh.
Quotes are in the wrong place in the Gosling story. Should be: Ryan Gosling to take a break from "acting".
I think the key feature here is the 1989 vs. 2009 graphic. Women were once outliving men by 5-10 years on average...that margin is shrinking rapidly.
Mike Holmgren, Jr. is enjoying his first road trip with dad's VFW #507 buddies.
Bo was totally right here. He's trying to win the Big 10 Tournament, Ohio State just put on a huge rally to get within 1 point at halftime, his team's seeding in the NCAA is not yet confirmed. Why should he have to stop and talk with this reporter mid-game...what "insight" will he give us that will be worthwhile?
Very Hitchcock-esque. You can hear a low moaning, growing louder and louder, until a small creature flies into the picture, screaming even louder as it barrels right toward the camera. Great stuff!
