“I have not had a vegetable since 1994 and I don’t plan on eating one ever again”

This is a lot of words to say Trump is nuts.

Obligatory:

That’s our next president, isn’t it.

might be surprised to see some klingons around it.

That’s the northern virginia I know.

Everything you said is exactly true. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Only if you add/say “no collusion!!1!1!” at the end of it.

Sometimes the ball just won’t go in.

Laughing now but crying when they actually say it out loud tonight.

Can I play at your house today?

Careful, your wife might send Space Force after you now.

Mexico got what it paid for with that wall

Didn’t know Craig James moved to Ft. Lauderdale!

How you get so many stars eating food of this kind, hmmm?

Fuck you.

You should really just die now.

‘Hold my beer’

I thought LOST ended a few years ago?

Way to shit all over the floor with this promotion, Tim Hortons.