“It is what it is”

“Sailors from Germany discovered this one weird trick ... send telegram to find out more”

What’s Warriors, precious?

He has a wife you know. Do you know what she’s called? She’s called? .....

The Mike Pence look-a-like in my office does that. As an added bonus, the “call from mother” chimes in when it’s his wife’s number calling.

All those innocent kids and teachers died and you’re still alive. That’s unfortunate.

Answer me right meow!

Thank you for including the email addresses. Weird porn sites, here I come!

John Candy, coach of the Jamaican Bobsled team.

Money is very charming, they say.

A family member struggles with this as well. It’s hard. My best to you.

My favorite deadspin headline ever is about horse racing.

And the bottles of glue as party gifts are usually, neighhhh, always well received.

The cheerleader fan survey is sponsored by Pornhub.

I am NOT going to watch the Super Bowl this year. Not at all for many reasons. I’ll spend the day outside being active. Oh wait, I just googled “what time does the Super Bowl start”. Huh. Well, what else am I going to do on a Sunday night in February besides watch TV.

Have we still not confirmed if Drew is alive or not?

Insert MLS joke here.

Speaking of ruining Deadspin, we haven’t gotten our Bears in a while. Who do we have to talk to around here to bring back Bear Friday? We’re missing all the good bears!

Novel was great. The movie, unfortunately, not so much. (there, too, was a lot they had to cut out of the novel to keep the movie at 2 hours or so)

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