Because you said “pretzel” and because it’s a personal top 5 Simpsons clip...

I find Shams a bit disingenuous here. He is literally reporting on a “story” where he is the subject. Trade details were leaked to him, so is there some qualification that we are missing? On Feb. 1, Shams published tweets that appear to present a Pelican’s sided view of the initial trade offers. Are we supposed to…

Trousers?

Phoenix materia is definitely recommended; it causes some damage and revives some undoubtedly fallen party members. Keep Wall casted at all times to cut damage in half. Two casts of Knights of Round should be all it takes to defeat this boss

+2 legit

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Perhaps a little Martin Gerber-ization?

If this turns into a pun thread, somebody’s gonna get Beckford-Tseu’d.

Well that solves the debate, ‘cause a sandwich would never narc you out like that.

You’re absolutely right, because those are the only people the deal was ever intended to benefit. Amazon’s entire business model is utterly dependent on replacing human employees with automation, sooner rather than later. The idea that there are ever going to be 25,000 jobs ( except maybe for the people who take care…

The real question moving forward is not “will the Knicks land Kyrie AND KD,” but “what players will the Knicks overpay for once all the top talent has turned them down.” 

Burneko should be stoked since the Knicks can totally afford John Wall now.

Let’s really break this down.

More like agony of the feet emirate?

I too got purged and tried to get back in by (thoughtfully) commenting from the greys for about 5 days, only to see that none of the staff was even bothering to star any of the commenters.

If you’re going to do the purge, then you’ve got to have a two-week period where staff pull people out of the greys in every post. …

Do no engage and do not bring out of the grays, it’s all he wants.

You know, there actually aren’t all that many upsides to being abused as a child by my mother and step-father, and when asked if it wasn’t a blessing in disguise (which . . . yes, I have been asked that), I usually go with a quote by Voltaire: “Great remedies may be made from poison, but it is not upon poison which we…

I came hear from bad LA takes about how that was not a penalty, but then I remembered that the Rams have no real fans ...

Thank you for responding to my screed. For the sake of clarity, I am going to respond paragraph-by-paragraph and first number the paragraph that I am responding to

He probably insulted Wick earlier and now he’s got to