All aboard the Giannis MVP Bandwagon!

Man, that video is a lock for sure dread.

I worked with a guy who lived in Philly. It’s rare, but some people do this twice a day, 5 days a week.

I’ve never done cocaine. Is it true people like to snort it from between [redacted]? I’ve seen people use dollar bills in movies, but never a rolled-up FOIA request.

It was right there, and someone had to grab it first, and you won the race.

The Jets, sadly, are also still the Jets.  

I shall give you the first of what I presume is many stars

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

Beep, borp, hello fellow hooman.

Holy shit, Florida Man and Cowboys Fan are one and the same.

Somehow, people think a rookie PG who can’t shoot, an Australian red-shirt rookie who also can’t shoot, a giant man who averages less than 11 games a season, a gritlord who might be a poor man’s Delladova, and a lottery big absolutely nobody wants can make the playoffs. And because the East is really this bad, they…

excite

such lean

Wow.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Since it’s actually ironic, there’s no place for it in that song.

+10,000 spoons when you need a knife

Okay if anyone has the power to stop this show from hi-jacking our lives anymore it’s King James. He came after Trump & he didn’t respond. LeBron keep it up. You can save us. Thank you.

All I know is, if (when?) Duke gets hit with a major scandal, I’m going to have the biggest, longest-lasting boner ever.