I am going to hold my breath and wait for those remaining falsely accused residents of cleavland to get their press releases ...

Your perseverance is awe inspiring. If it were anyone else, I would be surprised they could even type a sentence following such a heinous act. You are the true hero here...

At times, Burneko’s takes can be cold, but his insults are always red-hot. I love the assemblage of food/eating based insults here. I hope it was not intentional and just the result of one hungry writer trying to make a deadline.

Baylor is the absolute worst. Regardless of how much of this ends up being proven through the courts, we need to stop putting “a historically baptist university” next to their name as it is an insult to other baptists. “An incompetent, hypocritical and corrupt minor league football team posing as a baptist university”…

Movie is an exceptionally weak first date for someone you are only just meeting. No one wants to sit quietly in a dark room with someone they are trying to get to know.

I know, right?

I realized the draft was tonight about an hour ago. As a knicks fan, It gave me 20 minutes to have hope...

Daily stormer is the white supremacist rag, right? They are both very different types of crazy that somehow share a common strand of ludicrous belief. I hope he buys those Alex Jones vitamins, consider them an “idiot tax.”

Oyyyy. What’s their reasoning? For mine, it sorta toggles between a self-aware cynicism, “they are all lying to you, this is the ‘truth’ I prefer” and rabbid cognitive dissonance, “wait, till the real podesta emails come out, you will see they are all pedophiles.”

I think its important to remember that ICE agents, for the most part, are people who wanted to become police, but were otherwise unable to get on the force... doesn’t that make you happy...

There are a lot of crazy people out there. For instance, one of my close relatives is convinced that WaPo is just the propaganda arm of the CIA because Amazon apparently has some contract with one of the intelligence agencies ... Basically, any story I send them from WaPo is summarily dismissed. That they would all…

The is an exceedingly weak take. You are assuming that violent retribution would be a deterrent to a “dirty player.” Zaza def is dirty and the people aruing otherwise are just doing that talking head false-equivalency bs, but ask Bill Lambier of any of the fights he got into deterred his dirty play.

I am sure I am not the first person to say this here, but there are about 321m Americans. Trump got about 63m votes and Clinton got about 66m votes. So, not half of Americans and not even half of Americans who voted and that’s not including those who voted independent.

I mean, shouldn’t the election be won on creating wedge issues? It doesn’t seem like any of these things are real wedge issues here. Candidate A: “I love Coal and I am your Senator, vote for me.” Candidate B: “I also love coal, but you should vote for me instead!”

Lets stop to talk about the really important stuff concerning Trump’s letter: 1) why is it so crooked on the letterhead? are they trying to save money? just print it again 2) the date and signature line should not be centered 3) how about you indent a paragraph ? 4) did he sign it with a magic marker ?

Seriously, all this abuse in college athletics is making the catholic church look great right about now...

This is the argument of everyone who has ever been dumped ever. “Its certainly not the fact that you dumped me, its the WAY that you dumped me.”

He plays ball for our sins ...

This would probably be the first time in the histroy of ever that a law enforcement agency has aggrandized the amount of narcotics seized in order to make an arrest look more significant than it was...