“They’re too immature.” - Man who at 39 got drunk, crashed his car into a telephone pole and then fled into the woods.

The Hertz, Avis, and Enterprise groups have all named Jason Kidd as their new spokesman

You get one chance in your life to have your jersey retired, and you only get that if you’ve been an incredibly important part of an NBA franchise’s history. You’ll live, on average, 28,740 days, and ONE of those days will be the day where you get to sit back and be like “I worked my ass off for fifteen years and I’m…

I guess it’s the unpopular take, judging by other comments, but Pierce is 100% right on this one.

Scalabrine held it all together.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

The plural of “anecdote” is not “data.”

Being in the NBA makes you the best in the world. Playing high level D-1, also the best in the world. 2% of college players play in the NBA.

That is an excellent point. Going into this game I’m sure the New England Patriots were going to give it maybe 75%. I mean there’s a lot of pressure to win, and Belichick runs a pretty tight ship, but it gets cold sometimes and it’s late in the year, and I would be willing to bet they just aren’t properly motivated.

That’s the biggest break you can recall? Not Tyree’s helmet catch? Not Mariota throwing himself a touchdown pass? Not a defender falling down so Tim fucking Tebow could toss a game-winning touchdown pass?

Agreed, there are definitely a lot of reasons the Lions have underachieved. I pointed out Stafford not because he’s the only or even the primary problem there, but because he’s the guy I think of most when I think of a highly paid QB who has proven himself to be very good, but probably will never be in that…

That play that you just described was, by far, the most heartbreaking moment in my 36 years as a Philadelphia sports fan. Your comment was like reading somebody saying “Yeah I think the greatest moment of my life was watching SammyDavisEyes’ mom getting shot in the fucking face.”

The closest approximation I have as a Bucs fan is that play in the NFC championship game vs. Philly where Ronde intercepts McNabb and races it 92 yards for a Pick-6 to clinch the win and the trip to the Super Bowl. Granted, the Super Bowl itself was the biggest game in Bucs history - and Derrick Brooks’ Pick-6…

If this game had been on NBC, Al Michaels would’ve lost his mind on the gambling implications of that scenario.

Eagles 63- Vikings 8

What happens if they don’t? Do they eventually start accumulating delay of game penalties until they have to start penalizing them half the distance from their own end zone and run into Zeno’s Paradox where they can never get all the way back for a safety? Does the NFC Championship never happen? As the years pass by,…

+1 defenses win championships

well to be fair the eagles, vikings and jags have the top 3 defences in the league, i guess the old motto defence wins championships might be true.

I got a tenner on a HUGE contract with the Foreskins that he never lives up to a fraction of.

I tell my friends I have a girlfriend, but she lives in Hawaii. Guess I’d better come up with a missile story too.