I can hear him moan weakly as he shoots that.

It’s not that he didn’t evolve, it’s that he got old and rich and connected but tries to pretend he’s still in the same place. He can’t do “the voice of a fan” shit anymore because he hasn’t been a regular fan (or spoken to one) in over a decade.

Two of the best players to come out of Duke think the world is flat, dinosaurs didn’t exist, 9/11 may or may not have been an inside job, and do “research” by reading random instagram pages. I blame Coach K.

And yet I still can’t quite convince myself that either Toronto or Boston is actually going to beat them in the ECF. I know LeBron’s finals streak has to end eventually, but until it does, I’m scared to count him out.

Average age of these 2nd graders: 15 years old

It’s nice to see the before picture of the kids who write those sweet letters to the Vikings kicker after he blows the game.

“Watch hundreds of young Japanese amateurs get creamed by three pros.”

+100 dead kids

So much dishonor for so many families. The streets will run red tonight.

-1.50 unless it’s really cold out

What’s his Value Over Replacement Penis?

“I learned to read!”

Rafer Ballston

Haywood Jablome

The classic Jack MeHoff.

Actualy this may be counter productive. Yes the deal is valuable and I’m certain twitch wanted it for good reason.

But esports can never pick up if it doesn’t get an outside audience to try to attract. Twitch is NOT that venue for it. Top twitch esports streams are between 100-200k in viewership. This is FAR below what…

I’ve got a tattoo on my arm inspired by Drake. It says “THIRSTY”

Gates should sell Microsoft in that scenario. Jimmy Carter sold his family peanut farm, just in case. Richard Nixon sold all of his personal investments, just in case, and used the money to buy a home to retire to in California.

“And then I said, ‘The Lady IS a Tramp!’ HAHA! Eh, eh! You get it.”
“For the last fucking time, I’m not Tony Bennett.”

“since you won more quarters doesn’t that count as winning the electoral game? That’s better than the popular game.”