“salt of the earth people in Vandergrift. If Philadelphia got scrapple, Vandergrift got ropple. Same thing, but with roadkill instead of griddle scraps. And they’ll share with you. Ropple, old nine volts to lick, the occasional wife. Plenty of cuckolds in Vandergrift. And not the political kind. The ‘beat it while a…

I never thought I’d say this, but let’s get some more snooker stories up in here.

Considering the Mets’ depleted-ass lineup, ‘anonymous players’ may literally be true, i.e. who the fuck is this guy in a Mets uniform talking to me?

If there’s a god, this means that the Mets’ Brief Ryan Howard Experiment is just starting...

So Tim Tebow is playing pro ball in the minors and Ryan Howard isn’t. Baseball is a funny thing.

it’s clear that he just doesn’t have the juice.

Amazing how just seconds after he was hacked, he managed to sleepwalk to his phone and delete the tweet while sleeping.

That’s weird, Derrick Rose just tweeted Shady Acres Outpatient Rehabilitation Center followed by four knee brace emojis.

Current moniker: The Dark Knight

You had me right until the end there.

Well, WNBA voting is done by fan balloting. In addition to a mother and father, Schimmel has a sister, so that’s usually enough votes to push through.

I wonder how black locker room dildos feel about playing in Boston.

A true six tool guy.

Or as the Wilpons call it, a Bernie Madoff bobblehead.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

Coroner has ruled his death incomplete, siting the individual did not have two feet on the ground