That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Not a terrible idea. I’ll bet he’s got smokin’ hot takes.

Gods of the underworld, sure. Old, ancient gods with powers like “takes solid shits” and “fucks the hottest sheep.” Trash food for trash gods.

This incident might Mcgwire more investigation.

I would have guessed they expel the brown folks during cardinals home games.

+1 sad tail at the end

Oh for fucks sake Charlie Strong is one of the few people in college football who doesn’t seem like the scum of the earth. One who actually takes the idea of helping players grow as individuals seriously. This is a judge in Florida. If Strong is the first thing out of south Florida to have caused you shame, either…

Fox News is exactly like Donald Trump.

Wait, why is this something to hate on this guy about? I mean, I know hes the Nickleback of sports professionals, but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

This is the only correct answer...

the Jazz last night, scoring 22 in a victo.......

I’m utterly disturbed by the way she speaks. She’s like Christian Bale’s Patrick Bateman.

Tuscaloosa.

Yeah, they just call that “day”.

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

“look it at this way, at least we can leave Buffalo now! (Weather permitting)“

Isn’t day drinking the norm there in Buffalo?

You know what the crazy thing is? He’s old. This is his 14th season in the league, and he’s played another 2 1/2 seasons worth of playoff games. And he’s played a ton of minutes, spent three other summers on the Olympic team, and he’s still looking like he’s going to dominate the conference. You’re supposed to slow…

That’s one of the great ironies. You know Simmons from 15 years ago would hate what he’s become.