The scariest part is that such a laundry list hasn’t been updated since 2014.

Not to mention, he has to clear the entire National League before the an AL club can claim him. Seattle had zero chance.

Ed Cunningham fucking sucks. He’s making an admirable stance here, but that doesn’t absolve him from his sins. EC fucking sucks as an analyst. He’s Cowherd with playing experience.

+1 Cre’Von LeBlanc

It certainly fits the Birds’ build of grabbing vets on one-year deals and seeing what happens. But I think Roseman and Co. think highly of Mills (even though they shouldn’t).

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With offset language (CLE will pay him a little over $4 mil this year if I’m not mistaken) and over $70 mil in the bank, Haden should sign a team-friendly deal for any contender he so chooses. Haden deserves to see the playoffs and every team is interested if the price is right (cheap, one-year).

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Margarito? Mosely? Bradley? Lara? Judah?

Who’s worse: Jesse Watters or Clay Davis?

Serious question: Who would he fight? Any contender will trounce him. And fighting a tin can wouldn’t draw many PPV buys. It’s either a rematch with Floyd or nothing.

Tony Wroten. Who better encapsulates the Hinkie Era Sixers?

“Man, that Reece Hopkins sure can swing.”

Yeah...that’s exactly right. When’s the last time a Republican president helped the black community? Trump is a racist. Bush let NOLA sink. Reagan portrayed welfare as evil. A black (or Hispanic, or gay, or trans) person voting Republican is a traitor.

Mayweather is one of the few athletes that receives exactly what the market offers. PPV buys go directly into his pocket: There’s no Goodell or Dana White. The WBO/WBC/IBF isn’t taking a cut for the owners. LA/NYC (Mayweather) doesn’t have to share revenue with Memphis (Malignaggi, Cotto, etc.).

Filled with vodka

Rosenfels made like $15 mil over that decade-plus. That’s a whole lotta sage!

Paul Pierce seems to have found his post-NBA niche.

Oh, fuck yeah. I finally received football knighthood from Magary. Fire those cannons, baby!

this is for real: he played at Fresno State.