I’ll buy all that, but neither QB has played a playoff game yet. All kinda moot.

Brett Favre was terrible at making decisions.

Mike Evans’ superhuman catch-radius > whatever Sumlin did

Reread his statement. “No comment,” would have carried more weight.

Remember when the Broncos and Cowboys colluded to keep the price tag on Dez & Demaryius low? Yeah, I’m not holding my breath.

Sumlin - with two asscheeks planted on the hot seat - had no other option but this bland response.

I misread ‘cowards’ as ‘Cowherds’ and the statement still checked out.

William; Bill

Did Uncle Sam pick up their tabs, too?

IUPUI isn’t the only IUP!

This is where I’m confused. Emirates is UAE owned. Qatar owns Qatari Airways. But in this article they’re interchangeable?

+another stack of cash to rain on a woman after you already rained your first stack

The fuck is Deadspin gonna do about it? They’ve already done everything they could have done.

This is really good. One of the best Deadspin comments I’ve laid eyes on. I wish I had more than a star to give.

Saudi Arabia has been offering the same deal for decades: We’ll sponsor your radical Islam, just keep it away from Riyadh.

I rarely wish ill will on people. I find it in bad taste. But whenever I think of Cowherd I bite through my tongue.

I do. I’d meet them and then heckle the shit out of them.

I get laid because I’m funny and well-endowed. I’m also not a complete asshole.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I get what you’re saying - and I agree, to an extent - but the LAPD literally bought themselves a military-grade tank with federal funds granted because of the Olympics. Then they used that tank to botch a drug bust and/or knock down the house of an innocent family.