I love how so many think the fees are "outrageous". Right, whenever we can't get free wifi we scream like hungry infants and say we're being gouged. Newsflash folks, accessing the internet while in a damn airplane 6 miles up in the sky at 500mph isn't the same as your living room.

"I knew it was very expensive, but I ignored the warning and did it anyway. I didn't buy a time package instead of a data amount, and I didn't activate the option that would disconnect me when I reach the limit. Now I'm complaining."

It's doing things! Finally!

One of the more perfect advertising messages you're likely to see, given the subject matter...

Now if they'd just kill the F35...

First year produced:

I'm now convinced that flocks of homicidal flying bricks roam the skies of Russia looking for poor unsuspecting windshields to murder.

Well, nothing points to the Russians...

So you think the Swedes have some kind of undersea helicopters?

Russia this, Putin that, but I'm pretty sure Christian von Koenigsegg is up to something...

Toyota Press Fleet Rep, reading Jalopnik: "Uh, sir..."

The next guy to drive that car;

I was very excited when I saw that the Lexus GS450 hybrid was making an appearance on my weekly press-car schedule. While my fellow toilers on Automotive Grub Street fap themselves senseless over the Dodge Charger Challenger Hellspawn, I have different priorities. I love luxury, ease, fuel economy, and reliability.

Are you talking about the 911 or the 911 or the 911 or the 911 or the 911 or the 911?

Yep, because removing tobacco sponsors from F1 stopped Europeans from smoking.

NATO can sit and play defense while the ruble crumbles. All the West wants is stable borders and free trade. Russia had strong oligarchs with plenty of things the West wanted to buy. NATO attacked nothing in their sphere of influence; Russia is responding to peacetime economic creep with bombers and invasions. They're…

Russian TU-95 bear bombers.

If a non-Jalop is rich and wants an exotic, they go buy whatever exotic is trendy. If a Jalop is rich, some will certainly buy spanking-new exotics. But many will find some obscure and likely out-of-production car, a car considered undesirable by most people, the purchase of which can only be explained with a rambling…

Is Pagani the new Lamborghini then?

This is a theory that I've had for years, but never had the balls to say it because I haven't driven that many supercars. Bravo Mr. Harris.