There’s a lot of confusion around this video and the features, but here’s the breakdown as I understand it;

Cute fart.

We had a mixtape that my young and broke uncle sent as a Christmas present. The best Christmas present ever. It had Lemon Tree by Trini Lopez, I’m So Sorry Uncle Albert by Paul McCartney and Wings, it had Puff the Magic Dragon by Peter Paul and Mary, and it had this:

I’m not sure why some feminists feel the need to mock domestic things like ironing, cooking, baking, etc.

Right? And once you’re in a committed monogamous relationship it’s like you “can’t be bi!” anymore. Or you have to be dating both genders exactly equally. Can we just make the Kinsey scale more popular? So that I don’t have to explain “I’m a Kinsey 2”?

“Not crashing” is impossible if they continue to put the crashes that are caused by other drivers into the stats.

‘Ojo’ is just a word like any other. We use Spanish words all the time in English. If she said the woman was taking a ‘siesta’ or eating a ‘quesadilla’, would that be racist?

I'd be surprised if 50% of the people on Tinder aren't evil robots from outer space.

She can but it’ll cost her $400

When is your next open enrollment?