Sure CEO’s don’t do “real” work, just like coaches in sports don’t run, jump, catch or throw (This is deadspin so trying really hard to actually involve SPORTS). In some sports they don’t even directly plan much of the the actual game, but instead hire assistants and coordinators to do that work for them. Despite not…

Do a google image search of Tommy Lee Jones Two-Face, from the 1995 Batman Forever, i think that was at least part of him inspiration?

As a cable cutter, I’ve put up with WatchESPN more than I’d care to admit. Now all those times when it just sat there with a screen saying they’d be back after the commercial break, even while the game was going on and I could see the score changing on my phone, I’d have to think it’s because the same idiots didn’t…