Seriously considering making this my new default email reply at work.

My only takeaway from this is that I found a great new response for when I don’t wanna deal with something.

Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off.

Most Brits never really like Beckham. He was a shit England player and before his PR guys cleaned him up everyone knew he was a right cunt.

“...I can’t stop imagining Victoria pacing around the kitchen island...”

My partner admitted during her performance that he has always thought the song was “Fuck Her Face”. It’s possible he didn’t realize it was Poker Face until tonight.

I know it’s pointless, but I just can’t get past the open narcissism. Where is the moment when you say to yourself, “Well, taking a pic of my underboob and slim waist is incredibly obvious, and I don’t want to be that obvious about my vanity and neediness, so I won’t”?

Personally, I find all the nepotism in Hollywood worse than when it comes to the modelling world. You don’t need THAT much talent for modelling, but the bad acting from all those “daughter/son of” types just pisses me off. It’s probably because I’m super bitter about knowing so many truly amazing actors who never make…

You might be too young to remember oh so many years ago when Cindy Crawford and Naomi Campbell were discovered. Or when Hollywood and the music biz weren’t quite so overrun with children of ____ or just plain rich kids. It kind of is new in just how cloistered and cut off these industries are. And they all suffer in…

Yeah, what about Lily Collins. All she probably had to do was take a few acting classes and have her dad call the right agent. Same with the Mara sisters.. I mean their dad owns the NY Giants..

Is this really a new thing though? I mean... a ton of famous people have familial connections. Rashida Jones, Maya Rudolph, The whole cast of Girls basically, Zoe Kravitz, Kate Hudson, Miley Cyrus, Emma Roberts, Colin Hanks, Jaden Smith, Angelina Jolie... it goes on and on

She is incredibly arrogant while still attempting to play the poor me card.

I see someone is still trying to make Rumor Willis a thing.

Oh my god that video makes me hate Bella Hadid so much that I am officially team Selena. I was team IDGAF before that video but I cannot unsee that horribleness.

In my closet. At my funeral or divorce  I want to rig it to fly out on a wire like a ghost.