I ate a lot of cunt in high school. After all if God didn’t want us to eat cunt why did he make it look like a taco?

Try the Cranberry Almond Flakes with real cream. Guaranteed that you’ll cream before you finish the bowl.

Just continue to lie in bed and let the burrito do its work. Within a couple of hours you’ll be spray painting the inside of your bathroom (hopefully only the toilet) with shit!!

My mind would draw a 100% blank trying to recall the gay orgy story. I cannot think of anything more disgusting than seeing some skinny fucking queer pulling his dick out of one guy’s ass and immediately shoving it down some other guy’s throat!  Quelle Horreur!

You cook the pizza with just sauce and chees and maybe a little pepperoni. You put all the other toppings...like fresh sliced tomato, raw onion etc.,...on afterward and serve it that way (you know kinda Chicago style)

I hope he came home to find you with a huge black cock stuffed up your asshole and a Puerto Rican shemale waving her cock in your face. That would add emphasis to the message.

I’ve met girls who eat it when it is smeared on my cock!

As long as she will take my cock up her asshole while on her stomach (so I don’t have to look at, or talk to, her) I’m OK with the extensions.

Yeah...for all I care he can live in some shitheel 3rd world country that just happens to have a tropical climate and live like Idi Amin for however long he has left. But will the place take his 5 kids, his grandkids, his in-laws, his son-in-law, and all his political hangers-on?

Pardons only apply to federal crimes...there’s lots of state etc. crimes that the Orange Fuckhead can be chased on!

Biden can pardon Trump for federal crimes...easy to do...let him do it. That will clear the way for NYC and the SoNY to hound the fucker until he drops to his knees and shits his pants right in front of a large crowd in front of a New York courthouse.  And uses every last nickel has has to his name in a fruitless…

If you look closely enough 99% of them are wearing masks...not perfect but pretty damn fucking close. Go stick your head up the ass of the nearest Trumpie you can find!

Brand the fuckers with a big red “T” on their left temple...the mark that will live with them for the rest of their life and make sure they never get fucked again (even by their dog).

Better than blowing his... you know what I mean!

Just proves the point (I mean with respect to Jared organizing legal thing)...don’t let a total fucktard do what a 10-year old could do better!

I just want to sit in the dark in my living room, sip on a glass of 30-year old single malt scotch, and get a hummer from some nice young thing! Anybody interested in joining me can call.

You sure it was a python and not a manaconda?

Holy fuck!!!
Who the hell eats raccoon?

“This made me like Coolidge a lot, a difficult thing to do”

Fuck you! If there is any pressure to be put on Mr. Biden it should be over something important to the country (ie - the recovery from dumbass Trump) and not some chunk of shit fuvking cat issue!