Go away!  What an absolutely naive understanding of what is involved.  Just because I ask to see a cunt pic from some woman does not mean that I want to fuck her!

I’m thinking...after reading this entire article that there is no way this woman will be successful as she is ‘bout to hit up all the dick’. She can try and I’m sure she will but I suspect that the only successes she will have will be with real low-end dick...you know the kind that come with a 35 cent glass of beer…

It doesn’t really take anything to make Eric Trump look like shit! He is shit!

What the fuck is ‘optionality’?

She probably used is as kind of a dildo and jammed it in and out of her asshole as she blew the trucker wearing the MAGA hat whom she picked up in a roadside bar!

Well...not technically, but if you do it the right way (straight from the bottle) and have the right vodka (maybe Grey Goose) we’ll give you a pass!

I just got a glimpse of something that looks like it could be an eclair...and it’s winking at me.

On the other hand, if he wins you have to go with the flow and be like his supporters. A big plate of potato skins (like 4 dozen of them), and a 12-pack of Budweiser! What could be more low class? Oh, and don’t forget...you have to play at least 100 pull tabs from the local bar!

Joan...you absolutely forgot the most important person! What is Ashley Reeses going to eat? I promised her many months ago that I would not make comments about her anymore...I was trying to be a nice guy and I just found out that she had a serious love interest. However my deeply inbred horny nature kept pushing to…

But on the plus side...if orange fuckhead wins I’m pretty sure we can convince our government to keep the international border between our countries closed indefinitely. Who wants or needs any more of you assholes in our country?

But running a gauntlet of wackos with gund is the American Way!

Ooooh...poor OANN! How would you like to be a long way up Donald Trump’s ass...with Fox News sniffing at your own ass? Must be terrible!

Do you think it might be possible top persuade your fucking POTUS to bob for apples? In a huge bowl of liquid diarrhea? And the apples are ‘road apples’ (also commonly known as horse turds)? That would be perfect!

Coudln’t you tell it wasn’t North America by the way the cars were parked?

Does having a “normal fall morning” mean sleeping in until 9:30am, having a leisurely bubble bath until 11:00am, lazing on your unmade bed and running a giant black dildo in and out of your asshole while you watch porn movies?

You mean run back to New York and proclaim it as ‘my town’ again?

Yeah! And now he’s looking around the White House for a few Mexicans (probably have to settle for maids) that he can hold upside down and use what falls out of their pockets to pay for it. Not sure how much you can buy with a greasy comb, some breath mints, maybe a condom or two, and definitely some large-size tampons!

Ooooh...but don’t you just sometimes in your wildest dreams wish that your husband was black? With a manaconda as long as your forearm and thicker than your wrist?

Nah...there is no way in hell you’re ever going to get the 8 horses it would take to drag that fucking fat orange ass out of the White House up the steps to the front door!

Hey...call on the Canadians to do it.  They’ve already done it once so they have experience.