I can only hope that you slammed your lime-green-metalflake-6-cylinder Pontiac Tempest with mag wheels to a hard stop and then punched your dearest right in the cunt as hard as you could! Seems only fair.

Just think Seabassy, if something the size of a Pringles can can come out of your asshole when you were younger, you are probably still capable of having some guy’s whole arm shoved into it...right up to the armpit. Think about it...and then faint from the excitement of having it done.

Oh hester...take a fucking pill!  Haven’t you every been rimming some guy and he let a huge fart.  It’s basically the same thing.

Your girlfriend is just like mine...she’s a fucking slob of a person. I mean...every time I get up in the middle of the night to take a piss in the kitchen sink it’s filled with dirty dishes!

Holy fucking Christ! That photo of Hillary looks like she just took a 12" black cock up her asshole! Lucky girl!

The only way that Trump is bigger than Biden is in being a complete fucking asshole!  ‘Nuff said.

The other drug that Drew takes regularly is cock (as in man dick). I have it on good authority that she takes at least 8 doses...of between 5" and 9"...every single day! Apparently no side effects at all...if you discount the cum that drips out of her asshole and down her leg constantly.

pretty soon all three of them will be fucking anything that walks to get enough cash for their next hit!

Niggers!

They’re pretty big fucking pants. You could probably fit 3 of Megyn Kelly into them (and still have room for a bucket of KFC).

But Megyn in little more than something with an asshole that is only a dick holster, and O’Reilly is nothing more than a useless cunt!

The only relevance that Megyn Kelly has is that she has a fairly nice ass that it would be fun sticking my dick into!

Or here is Canada for the same reason...although I admit that you are in the better position because you’re about 7,000 miles away from the total fuckheads!

That’s not a fainting couch for when ol’ Lindsey is overcome by the vapor...it’s a fucking couch for when Lindsey lifts his ass into the air to be impaled on the 3" Trump dagger!

Joe’s outpacing himself a little bit here. Let him fucking win first before he starts appointing people. What is fucking wrong with these people?

Honest question here. Does a wasabi buttplug tingle...even justa little bit?

I think the guy was mispronouncing the name because he had a dick...shoved far up his wrinkly, white ass!

Well Bill Gates is a complete fucking asshole...so that makes sense!

So...brussels sprouts are toxic shit?

Still alive...but hooked up to a ventilator and with a cunt that ooze green slime continuously.