You’re wrong on one point. I’m, pretty sure that you’re gay because you like to gobble cock or have it stuffed up your ass. Preferably black cock!

But if you’re anything like me you sure remember her tits!

Hoy fuck! This means that they’ll have to do a rewrite of the Back to the Future restaurant scene in which Marty McFly says “give me a Tab”, and the restaurant guy says “you have to order something first”. That back and forth will be lost on all future generations..

You’re right! The only thing I wish I could do is convince Drew to go over to Kirstie Alley’s house and kick her right in the fat, ugly cunt for being such an outspoken Trump supporter. And on the way back home stop at Susan Sarandon’s house and do the same thing to that ugly piece of shit!

I once went to a huge (like 300 people) Hallowe’en party dressed like an erect penis...complete with balls and pubic hair. The reaction was mixed...many people averted their eyes and moved aside as I walked by but some laughed and cheered and made a bunch of jokes. Does audience participation count for those women who…

Yeah...but she looks like she might be nice to fuck! In the ass with her face stuffed in the pillow.

You mean not counting repititions?

He’s either taller now, or he will be taller in the future, than his father.

Or better still either ‘jack’ or ‘jill’ off (depending on your gender) right in front of him and when you satisfy yourself wipe your fingers on his sleeve and leave.

Sarah Palin was a Roads Scholar.  She used to get fucked in the middle of the ‘road’ on every date she was ever on.

She was no fucking model! She was a $2,000-a-night ‘companion’ who worked 3 shifts a week at the old (now sadly long gone) Kit-Kat Club in NYC. Where the fuck do you think DRumpf met her?

And other surgeons gave her tits, and ass and at least a 4" clit!

I wonder how many cocks are going to be stuffed in that mouth over time?

You’re probably right but I bet he’s holding his fucking breath hoping that there will be at least a few dollars left after the creditors (and lawyers) get through with his asshole dad over the next 10 years.

I’m pretty sure that DJT is boning the kid at least a few times a week. That is why the kid always looks so sad-faced. He’s afraid to smile lest DJT jams his cock (his little 3" cock) down the kid’s throat!

Don’t stop halfway...blow dry the minora and majora for a minute or two as well!

Not a pretty sight!  And all the shit inside the sports bra can hurt a guys mouth when he’s trying to find soemthing.

Absolutely small tits win! As long as they are owned by a woman with a fabulous big ass and a taco (why did God make a woman’s cunt look like a taco?) that tastes great!

Who the fuck would waste time on that kind of study!

I don’t get it either. Why would anybody saunter to the pisser wearing flip flops? Nothing worse than getting piss on a pair of flip flops.