Their mental age is!

Would you have tried it if your kid didn’t give a fuck whether you came home or not?

It’s 63.8% to be precise. Learn to use a fucking calculator.

Fuck you too! Don’t you Americans fucking know anything.

Right asshole!  Like they had machine guns in the 1800's.

The original Machine Gun Kelly would have eaten this fucking piece of shit for breakfast.

I remember the old joke abut the Jewish kid who was increasingly unhappy being Jewish and decided to change religion.

The good part of that story is that you could shit your pants in school and nobody would ever know the difference.

I don’t know about earlier “chapters” but there is one in the New Testament in which Mary has a baby without ever being fucked. Really weird...she never even blew the guy or had a girlfriend who swallowed some guy’s cum and then ate Mary out without brushing her teeth (you know...the extreme lengths to which some…

So if you...as a 2nd grader...told your teacher that your mom fucked the milkman after your dad left for work, would you want the teacher to verify with the mom? Particularly if the milkman was the teacher’s husband?

“Yes”

The bigger problem is trying to explain away why your pee smells like asparagus when you haven’t had a spear of the stuff in at least 3 years.  

I’m pretty sure the boy is taking it up the ass in the bathroom of some gay bar for a dollar a time. And the girl...she’s married to him, spending the $50 he brings home every night and won’t go near his ass because its covered with gay jizz all the time.

You should have invited her out behind one of the portable classes one day at recess and then kicker her in the cunt repeatedly until she barfed her lunch up.

Well I’m pretty sure that the pay at McDonald’s would have been much better than the fucking sinful low wages that government positions usually pay.

I’m sure your mom meant well in putting the kitty litterbox by your bedroom door. I’m sure she was thinking that if you had to take a huge dump in the middle of the night that it would be easier for you to squat and hover your bare ass over the easily found litter box than try to find the real shitter in the dark.…

You’re just lucky that your Grade 2 teacher didn’t get all caught up in the “Love Guy” stuff, come over to your house and try to cram your Dad’s dick up her ass on the dinner table (assuming of course that your Mom was not home at the time). That would have made dinner that evening very uncomfortable for all...nothing…

Well think about it this way. Children are only an ‘expense’ item to Trump...in the more direct way than being a real father. He basically has to stroke a check every fucking month for the 5 children he has fathered (that we know about).

Yes yo do!

You former friend and college roommate is a TOTAL CUNT!!!!!