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Here’s the way to turn the tables on Ms. Barrett.

Bust just think...maybe you get a chance to fuck a few of them up. Some permanently.

And buy everything you wear at least 5 sizes too big so you can stuff your clothes with different levels of padding for every time you go through the line. Also, shoes with different levels of removable heels also works well.  And  don’t forget different shapes of glasses (with plain glass in them if you don’t

Well since Day 1 everybody has called Eric the dumb one. But based on the shit that DJT2 has done lately I think everybody owes Eric an apology. I mean he is dumb but it’s really no contest...his older brother wins on the “dumber” score.

Either that or he’s going to fucking kick the shit out of Eric for placing him in an untenable position.

Does that mean he’s going to have to grow the equivalent on his cock to cover the implant he got to satisfy that fucking sleazy cunt of a girlfriend he has (I don’t have the strength to even type her name)

Don’t you think maybe that we’re moving into the area of a complete change in the makeup of the food service industry...with corresponding benefits to related industries (fuel, truck manufacturing etc).

“little whole in the wall take-out windows”.

I know a guy who has 10 fingers...7 on one hand, 3 on the other! Do you think he is covered?

Who fucking cares?  They’ll all be retarded idiots...just like him!

B-I-N-G-O.

Hold on! That’s not much of a pseudonym. I went to high school with a guy named Heywood Yablome. He was 2 grades ahead of me and I saw him get so much fucking ass...from guys as well as girls...I’m surprised it wasn’t worn down to a nub by the time he graduated.

The entire U.S. is a continuous shitshow!  And has been for more than 50 years.

Well you know what happens when a toddler refuses to go pee in the potty, don’t you? Eventually...if you make the toddler stand there long enough... he/she goes pee all over himself/herself and develops a huge fucking rash all over his/her genitals, ass and legs causing him/her to be so irrational that everybody and I

Well then all of those people have to overcome being fucking pussies and vote anyways...and then give the Trumpidiots the finger on the way out (while smiling broadly with every step).

Wel lthen it is up to ordinary people to do the cops’ jobs for them. Arm yourself with firecrackers that will easily slide up into an asshole. Find one of those MAGA thugs...jam the firecracker in so that only the wick is showing and light it. About 6 seconds later let the thug go and run like hell. You’ll get about

And that should include any fucking douchebag who wears his or her MAGA ballcap or t-shirt in to cast their vote. And disqualify those fucking votes.

do you have to draw pubes in as well? That’s maybe a good thing. You can go landing strip one day...then heart-shaped the next. And on and on with different shapes...depending on who’s going to be fucking you or eating you that night.

at what age did your pubes come in?  Were they strawberry blonde too?

Well then you must be a hopeless asshole...just like DJT2.