You mean he buys it to cram into his ass crack 3 - 4 times a day?

She’s standing so oddly because she’s got a whole bunch of stolen shit stuffed in the back of her pants. “Quick, start the car!”

You mean ‘jobs’ as in new opportunities in coal mines...because Trump thinks coal is making a comeback.

And the HD greeter was no doubt a geriatric with palsied hands, breath that would kill a snake and a fucking hump just peeking out over the waistband of his pants that were belted just below his armpits.

Ah...the parking lots.

The answer to all of your questions is “now you know why anything to do with the Trumps is pure bullshit!”

Yeah...by the pussy!

Well...if they’re forced to move into s trailer park that’ll mean that they’re poor so all the Orange Dumbsicle has to do is touch himself...and you know the where only place is that he knows how to touch people. He’ll be rubbing that 3-incher pretty much all day and night.

The only thing that goes through Trump’s mind...other than golf...has Kayleigh involved. His thoughts are “how am I going to pretend that I’m enjoying myself when I’m shoving my dick in that titless bitch!”

Tell her to suck a whole bunch of random cock for money, and keep the dough under her mattress as a special fund for when her husband does lose his job!

Good thing it missed your cock! Your wife would have had to find an 18-year old who lived nearby and like to stick his dick in older babes!

You’ve argued about it ever since?

Holy Christ! She looks like she’s taking it up the ass for the first time...from a guy with a really, really huge cock!

You ever do any serious fucking in the house when you were a teen and your parents were out shopping or whatever?

Did he still fuck her? While whispering the name of the contractor softly in his ear?

Do you still let him fuck you? While whispering your dead mother’s name in your ear very softly!

Blackness may be cool, but is being ugly cool?  Because that person is way fucking ugly!  The only thing that will help her is taking the muzzle.

Snide-O-Mite don’t prove that your username is accurate!

From what I hear...from friends who should know...is that ol’ Tiff spends most of her time drinking, taking cock up her ass and chewing on some of her girlfriends’ taints. Good for her!

I guess I’m a week late with this one (and I also feel like an idiot because I saw the same comment in another Jeze story today...however.