You Americans have always been fucked! It’s just taken 246 years for it to become a reality!

Keep in mind that MBA just stands for “Much Bigger Asshole!”

It’s also disappointing to know (to no one more than yourself I’m sure), that both of your parents are complete fucking assholes who need to have big sticks shoved up their anus!

Good point! You know the old saying “BA mean Big Asshole, MBA means Much Bigger Asshole”

You are pretty much a pile of fucking shit aren’t you? C’mon just admit it!

I can see t now!  Thousands of GOP faithful dragging dead bodies to polling stations and working a deal so they can vote for Trump.

That sounds logical!

So what are you waiting for?  Fire up that 1972 Dodge Dart and get the fuck out on the road!

The real, root problem is that all of you fuckers are Americans. I wouldn’t piss on any of you if you were on fire...well, except for that nice little nurse in Seattle who gave the most wonderful blow jobs, and the black masseuse in Palm Springs who took me home to meet her family and then spent several hours with me…

Which is basically the next thing to hypnosis.

Not this year you won’t be you fucking hillbilly!

Well that seems about right...the signs are just as dense as the fucking people.

Yeah...not much intellectual stimulus...but plenty of fodder to fuck on a Saturday night when all the nice girls are home asleep.  Nothing like being balls deep in a softly mooing cow’s ass.

Why does anybody ever want to ask that cunt anything?  All they’d get is a lie.

GAF? Does that mean “gives a fuck”? If so, why don’t you just say it?

And then they should all be fucked in the ass with a large stick!  A COVID- infected stick.

and also walk around with a bag of shit tied to their asshole.

I’m glad that at least a few of you people are starting to understand this! We’ve known it in Canada since I was a teenager...I hope we keep our border closed indefinitely so you fuckers can’t come up any more.

I’d like to sow (sic) Donald Trump’s asshole shut and then force feed him stuff that will give him an unbearable case of the shits!

Duterte would like that. Particularly if you have really nice pair of tits and a tight pink asshole!