I think you are referring to Melbourne, Australia.  Get it right fuckhead.

And Mike would very likely spend the better part of a whole day trying to figure out how he could fuck himself.

And you can all do a circle jerk on Zoom.  It’s almost as good as the real thing...except there’s nobody there to clean you up afterward.

See my reply to Palms of Pain

Tell them all to fuck themselves! I’ve got a huge cardboard box filled with dildos of all sizes (don’t ask). Tell me where to ship them, I’ll send them out tomorrow and you can then place one in each of those offices with the big anterooms.  You can have them for free!

Ah yes! I remember Bonwit Teller very well. Got my first blow job from a black salesgirl in one of store rooms for the ladies’ department.  A very good blow job...and she swallowed.

How many times have we all heard your last two sentences? Too many fucking times to count. Americans should just wake up to the fact that almost all of them are unbearable fucksticks who think they are special and better than anybody else in the world.

You are 100% correct. The real problem is that more than 90% of Americans are essentially fucking assholes!

You see the babe in the blue swimsuit with her back to the camera in the lower centre of the picture? I fucked her once (from behind) in the crowded pool in the middle of the day. Nobody even noticed that she had her swimsuit pulled down!  Don’t worry, I came inside her and I’m pretty sure nothing seeped out.

Why don’t you just take the muzzle?

And don’t forget the 10 - 12 large fucking turds you find in the water when the pool closes.

Wenatchee, WA. The only town in the USA where you can pull it out and jack off right in the middle of town as 12 noon and everybody who sees you suddenly gets hungry for lunch.

Ah yes! The inner city public swimming pool on a hot summer day...the only place where you can take a massive shit in the water at 7:00am and the turd(s) won’t be discovered until the pool closes at dusk.

Yeah, but apparently he sucked it out of his wife’s asshole so you might have to concern yourself with the sample being a bit tainted.

Nah! Not everybody is a narcissistic chunk of shit! hopefully the average American voter will be able to figure that out.

By taste!

Sounds like you have a few things you need to deal with too!

Well, if you American fuckers would follow the science people who know what to do rather than crying about your “FREEDUMB” and blindly following that clump of orange dog shit you call POTUS, you might not have to endure shut downs.  ASSHOLES!!

Good thing neither one of them was bleeding from the ass!

One of the major problems in the USA. Too many fucking tattoos...on everybody! Grow up a little bit!