A trim? Where?

Holy fuck! If you listen to Taylor Swift and the Dixie Chicks and Alanis Morissette you really are a lost cause! Just fucking shoot yourself!

All of you people have to grow up a little bit and move to a part of the country where there are no mosquitoes.

Did I read your comment right?

Try living like a real human being and you will not have all of these problems! GUARANTEED!

Fuck off with all the cat pics!!!!!!

Harron...you can look at my sperm any time you want!

No...she should let herself die. Before someone fucking kills her.

The real ‘awfulness’ of working for Ellen is that her cunt tastes terrible. I have it on good authority.

Because most of them also like having another girl’s tongue shoved fup their asshole!

Things haven’t really looked good for Ellen ever since she decided she actually liked getting cunt hair caught in her teeth better than having huge cock shoved up her asshole on a regular basis.

You don’t have to worry. He’s an admitted germaphobe so the chances of him getting his lips anywhere near your asshole are pretty slim.

Oh Mslisbian, I’m sorry you were so dismayed by what is one of the horniest sex acts ever! The feeling of getting your dick sucked while you are taking a shit is indescribable.

I know what you went through. I worked at a public arena on the maintenance staff for a couple of years when I was ateenager. The women’s bathrooms were the worst. Fucking used toilet paper everywhere, shit overflowing toilets and floating in rivers of piss down to the drain in the middle of the room, used sanitary…

I had a summer job at a steel factory on the west side of town.

“Kayleigh McEnany, Former Trump Enabler And Stooge and the GOP town pump”...there made it more accurate for you.

Kayleigh quickly earned the title of “the town pump” shortly after arriving at Harvard. She fucked everything...man, woman or wooden spoon!

Good lead-in photo of Kayleigh.

I heard one story from a reputable source who worked on the A League of Their Own movie. She told me that during one particularly memorable ‘practice’ session they were working on a scene where Madonna as Mae Mordabita was sliding into base (I’m not sure if it was 2nd base or 3rd base). It was a particularly hot day…

With their hands tied behind their backs so they can’t jack (or jill) off!