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A damned weird guy, that’s who!

Must be a great place to work...any chicks with nice asses work there?

That’s easy to do when you spend most of your day with your naked ass in the air getting butt-fucked by your friends!

And what exactly happened to him? Absolutely fucking nothing! Which only makes them bolder about revealing indiscretions! Nothing fucking happens. Shame on all Americans!

That would not take a lot of doing.

Make sure you go commando in that red dress...you’ll have lots of fun!

Don’t do it.  The displacement from something as fucking fat as Trump hitting the water would swamp several large coastal cities.

And don’t forget the bukkake circle where a large group of males stand on a huge photo of Trump’s face that is on the ground! Yay, bukkake circle!

Because they are Republicans!  ‘nuff said.

Jared Kushner is a total cunt! Anybody who does not/will not recognize this should be taken out back...behind the shed...and fucked in the ass with a baseball bat!

By “humiliating things” do you mean they had to lick her asshole before talking to her?

It’s hard to tweet when your tongue is shoved way up indise someone’s asshole.

I’m pretty sure her overture to staff had an underlying message...”anybody can come to me in my dressing room to talk to me. I’ll let you lick my cunt and then you can go away feeling better”. I bet that was ir.

If we were to know the real truth...AD probably things 11 is the correct age!

Not if you are Maxwell.  Wet tongue on clit is probably very stimulating.

Except that he is fucking bald!

Anybody with half a brain realizes that Alan Dershowitz is a full-on chunk of shit!  And he always has been!

The real question is “are you still a fucking fat chunk of shit?”

So I guess you didn’t get fucked that night...amirite?

You’re pretty much bang on with your iobservations. As a single man, I usually handled this by being cool about the interaction between my date and a third party. I got my revenge when, after getting her into bed and fucking her for a few minutes I would pull out, wipe myself off on her bed sheets, get dressed and