which is why it’s shameful they forced you to buy one.

this is as old as the internet. I’ve left message boards due to people making the same “you know that thing you like? It sucks!” posts all of the time. Joke or not, it’s only funny the first few times, but after the 648 quadrillionth time it’s long since worn thin.

Get ‘em Team Ellsworth!

Fog lights on wet roads are as bad as high-beams.

Is driving around with your high-beams always on the automotive equivalent of typing in ALL CAPS?

Yeah, the Black Hills are awesome. I love the drive through Spearfish Canyon, and the Badlands are pretty sweet too.

THIS SO MUCH THIS ALL DAY EVERYDAY THIS

Who the hell at GM decided that using the reverse lights as approach lamps was a good idea?

From SD as well. The 65 mph thing was mostly referring to ATV’s not being allowed on highways, although I’m not certain of that rule. I do know that if you are riding an ATV on the road it must be registered/licensed with the state and insured, unless being used for farm use. They are legal in the Hills as long as…

I have so much confidence in that system that I’d like to perch myself on a lawn chair directly next to the launch pad.

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

Up for adoption are three siblings rescued from a local BMW dealership. These three beauties love high speed jaunts on the highway and road trips. Must be adopted together...just look at them.

Would you consider it comparibe to you Hummer’s Quaff’n’Chug’n’Chug?

Scorching hot take.

I hear Ford also has this thing called a “turn signal” on their vehicles.

The Accountants. Its alway the accountants.

If I crank up my 2-stroke weed-whacker and chainsaw and do yard maintenance for a few days each year... I’ve likely polluted much more than a modern VW TDI pollutes in it’s lifetime. The current crisis is being reported as if VW was committing a significant crime against nature (pollution), when in fact the real crime…

Finally, they pick a side.

In the last shutdown, I was fortunate to have enough savings that I could pay all my bills despite not receiving my regular paycheck on time. Yes, we were paid eventually, but I didn’t know for sure if that would happen. For a lot of the lower-paid employees, though, not getting paid for an indeterminate amount of…

Shift Up > Shift Up > Shift Down > Shift Down > Steer Left > Steer Right > Steer Left > Steer Right > Brake > Accelerate > Start Engine