Didn’t see anyone ask for it and not that it necessarily needed to be done. But, here’s the rescue set to Yakety Sax

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

One of my favorite stories is the time I was stopped at a red light (on my bike) when an asshole flies past me on his bike, cursing at me, only to slam into the side of a bus in the middle of the intersection.

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

You don’t make money running a company, you make money IPO’ing a company. 

As long as it has all of those unicorn VCs who have absolutely no idea how to run a company, I’m for it!

Styltr

This just in: The next Supra will be a pogo stick.

I actually went through this thought exercise myself designing a Lego “MkVI” Supra with my kid. Settled on:

I’m starting an app-based roller blade micro mobility share startup.

Checks date: not April 1st... and I thought unicycles were peak hipster. I guess I was wrong.

As Henry Rollins once suggested, airplanes should have a "sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up" sign.

I’m sympathetic to the plight of people traveling with kids, but if my plane gets sent to the back of the goddamn line because they stood up to rock their baby to sleep, ensuring that I’m going to spend more time listening to the baby cry, the parents should be shot into the sun.

Starred for “fuckyouchino”. I’m stealing that

That and the whiskey

I’ve always thought it was funny that people crowd up to be first on the plane. They’ll stand up 20 minutes before boarding even starts, only to wait in line another 15 minutes in line, just so they can be the first ones to sit down in the sardine can while everyone else takes another 20 minutes to board. Regardless…

I don’t have to pee, I just get drunk on the power of inconveniencing so many people at once.

does water cool the engine? yes? therefore it is a type of coolant. they could fill those radiators to the brim with piss and itd still techincally be a coolant

BMW did this for a while. It functioned as a keyless fob so it never needed to leave your pocket (if you had the Comfort Access option), and there was a slot right next to the start button if you wanted to put it somewhere. Depending on who you ask, the slot supposedly charged the fob battery when inserted.

I personally know of over 10 “drive off with no fob” incidents. The best was when the car ended up in Traverse City, 180 miles away from origin and couldn’t be started. Father drove up to TC and took away car from ditz daughter.