There was a man from fair Limerick,

Wait the ass eater is a hero? I thought he was another jack ass.  I didn’t read that story, just assumed it was negative to the eater.

There once was a man called Fitzgibbon
Who car was too low to be driven
He complained to the town
Was met with a frown
And now he can’t make a livin!

I think he meant he spent $380 to lower his Passat, or he lowered his $3,800 Passat.

HAHAHA this kid is stupid but......

You rang?

Seinfeld will get it, and use it to pick up Leno for Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee just to rub it in.

Most of the time, “plot hole” means “I needed something boring explicitly explained to me but it wasn’t and now I don’t understand why people in road trip movies don’t stop for gas on screen all the time.”

This got me: “I like talking about them more than just on a superficial level. I bring up things like all the stupid plot holes in a movie ...”

To the first guy.

You forgot to mention the GTI is too fat and safe, the Corvette is too expensive and going mid-engined will cause Zora to roll over in his grave, the Boxster/Cayman’s turbo-4 sounds terrible... God, it’s like you aren’t even listening to us complain, Patrick. This article really missed the mark.

If the “Most Dangerous Car in America” isn’t

The oversized 30-inch wheels, with a diameter of 930 mm and shod with 255/30 R 30 tyres, have an exceptional, revolutionary design.

So the car is a futuristic image of what cars will be, and one of the limited designated storage spaces is for a book. Not an iPad, not an ereader, a book, and one of a very specific thickness.

Its so radically modern though, its like what people in 1983 thought cars would look like in 2002. 

GMG: Amazon is Evil! Fuck Amazon!

I only buy things I see on Jalopnik. I’m in so much debt. 

In another 20 years there will be tons of cool old muscle and dirt cheap restomods that were barely driven on the market. You wont see anyone complaining then. Let the boomers have their fun and swoop in when their kids dont share the same passion.