For the same reason most people on this site don’t drive around in old Camrys or take the bus.

Nissan dug back a few years in Automotive history to provide that Armada roofline kink...

I remember that being described as looking like “an armadillo emerging from a lean-to.”

Uber has already acknowledged that shifting drivers from independent contractors to full employees would be bad for its business model.

What, the curtains?

Just a hideous design.

Well, it’s never getting THIS kind of love. A new paint job is too much time/money, but I’ll fix the rust and get it running.

I have to agree that interior is is great, both production and concept. The exterior is a bit fussy and has some odd lines, but what’s up with this?

This is the guy who cleaned car parts in his dishwasher. Plus, we’ve seen pictures. It’s empty milk crates and car parts. He might have a (semi-clean) lawn chair that he can bring out for “fancy” guests.

J10, Golden Eagle >> Rusty Waggy.

Wait a second—you actually sold a vehicle before it burned down, fell over, and sank into the swamp that is your yard?!

You, sir, are growing up.

“Hey let’s make this awesome RWD platform and put an awesome engine in it and awesome suspension bits and then let’s make it ugly and impossible to see out of it and when it doesn’t sell we can just make it ugly in a slightly different way but it’ll still be impossible to see out of and nobody will want one” is an…

So would this be heel-toe shifting? In Crocs, no less.  Niiiiice.

The China made electronics in my Chevrolet are trash, so I might as well be able to pay less money for the same trash in a different wrapper.

Yay!

It looks nothing like a Touareg...

So what’s the market for used, stock Malibu wheels?

I’m worried about how I am more impressed by this than anything else.

A few years ago at the California State Fair CalTrans brought their 18-wheeler driving simulator for all to try. Even in that artificial environment you realize the massiveness and challenges of driving one. I gained a new appreciation for big rig drivers.