Ah ha! That means that Interstellar explains how Wooderson could keep getting older while the high school girls stayed the same age.

Lincoln has definitely upped their game. I hated their previous design language but the new cars look very good. For comparison, here’s the awful (we can make an uglier nose than Lexus) previous gen:

Go to bed, Mcconaughey.

It’s not just the light outside, but also inside that makes a big difference, like in-dash led displays. I drive a 2002 vehicle and have no problem seeing at night with 20-year-old headlight technology...until some bro in a lifted truck passes me, then I can’t see shit for at least 10 seconds.

“...which can bring you drinks or break down doors or love you or whatever these robots are supposed to do, so there’s that.”

how is babby made

If they are the anus, what is the urethra?

Hey Torch - I see you are a Kurt Vonnegut fan.

Yes. It runs the company.

you think you just want aux-in until you had bluetooth, so much better than aux-in

Jalopnik Community Hivemind Car-Buying Rules:

“THIS COFFEE IS COLD. I DON’T LIKE THE WAITRESS. IT’S TOO HOT IN HERE. LET’S GO DELORIS.”

Wow you can get 7 seniors to Olive Garden after church in this thing. I’d say Buick has a winner here.

You know how I can tell a bubble is upon us? When people start saying “this will never end”

China’s market of 486 registered electric vehicle companies may be on the brink of collapse

Am I in the minority for thinking that interior looks absolutely stunning?

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

Come now! It is good for at least another 310,000 miles now. That has to be worth something, right?