Hey, at least he kept his foot in it. Could have been worse.

When in doubt, throttle out. 

Never lift!

I went to a Jiffy Lube, once. Was in a hurry (leaving for vacation) and didnt have time to do it myself.

You know stuff like this that makes me think that sometimes the internet wasn’t a mistake. I mean it was but this stuff is neat.

To be honest, I don’t have strong feelings about this either way. So here’s a dog balancing on a chain.

If you have been around cars for any length of time, and don’t have a love/hate relationship with them, I’m not sure you can really claim any Jalop heritage.

BMW owner underwater on his car loan 

...and don’t drive like *my* brother!

No, there is an extra “0" at the end. NP

Is the extra 1 in front of the $5000 price a misprint.  Cause I would have a hard time NP this turd for even $5000.  For $15000 it better come with a whole other working car to drive when this breaks next month.

This is like the CP smorgasboard!!!

Normally I’d say I need more info, like is this combination of vehicle and engine available in other markets and if so how faithful is this conversion to that? On the other hand, FIFTEEN GRAND FOR A NEARLY 20 YEAR OLD SUV.  That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.

You can have it. I can't even afford the basic maintenance on one of those.

If you can’t handle an AWD Lamborghini on a straight but lumpy road, I don’t think you should be anywhere near an Ultima at any time or place

Huracan?  No...........Huracan’t.

Why did you turn!?!

I’d be okay with hucking every screen into the ocean, personally. (Just kidding—I know the fish don’t want to deal with them, either.)

I think electricity is the closest thing to magic humanity has currently created thus far. It does some weird shit for weird reasons and precisely why I don’t want to explore it anymore than I really have to. Most of the time you can’t see what’s going on, and if you do see the problem then it’s usually a big…

This would be much simpler than the check I suggested. (I suggested a timing light). I therefore dismiss your solution as halfassed, while secretly wishing I’d come up with it myself.