Cars would be ok, but Leisure Suit Larry version would be much better. Go around town collecting various sex toys and prophylactics. Have sex battles with those you encounter. Trade sub slaves. Gain fuck powers.

This is getting CP already, but do people forget its a freaking JEEP?

I know rarity isn’t normally a good thing for Jeeps, but a CJ7 in this condition would probably fetch 7k? A wrangler with 150k miles is worth 5.5k. Putting a 1-2k price premium on a Cj8 RHD doesn’t seem crazy at all. In fact it seems pretty…

With .001% of the precincts reporting, CNN is calling this a landslide crack pipe loss.

I am the liquor.

Moose Trained by Yutte Hermsgervordenbroti

Special Moose Effects Olaf Prot

Moose Costumes Siggi Churchill

Moose choerographed by Horst Prot III

Miss Taylor’s Mooses by Hengst Douglas-Home

Moose trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by Jurgan Wigg

Mooses noses wiped by Bjorn Irkestom-Slater
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Regular ass-car! (XKCD, of course)

Just sold this to some young whippersnapper!

For want of a connector the air line was lost.
For want of an air line the wastegate was lost.
For want of a wastegate the turbo was lost.
For want of a turbo the power was lost.
For want of power a lap was lost.
For want of a lap the race was lost.
And all for the want of a turbo line connector.

People keep asking for it. I am now officially considering it.

The second shot down with the Sun peeking over the mountain range and the Porsche sitting there Rule of Thirds perfect ought to be a Weekend Wallpaper. It’s ridiculously awesome.

PT Cruiser.

And they will be called girl bikes by the true HOG members. The release will coincide with the availability of an accessory loudspeaker and amplifier. Not to play music but to play synthesized exhaust noise as loud as possible, to save lives, of course.

Well, that was dumb. But it was my favorite kind of dumb.

That would be closer to $10k in New England. Just because no rust.

If Deadspin goes away tomorrow I won’t shed a tear, especially because they’ve turned “disliking the baseball team I support” into performative morality.

Always nice to have a petcock with a reserve position, until the first time you forget to turn it back to “on” after refueling, and haven’t paid attention to the mileage on that tank.

Also, partially relevant; one of the fun aspects of owning older motorcycles is the common lack of gas gauge. You learn to reset the odo at every fill and to know how the capacity of your tank equates to miles traveled. On my BSA A65 I refilled at 80 miles, knowing that 2.5 gallons equated to roughly 100 miles.

Sadly I get shit from both sides. I ride a Buell S2 Thunderbolt. Harley guys hate me because it looks like an 80's crotch rocket and Sport Bike guys hate me because it is an American bike and announces the fact far before you see it.

I wouldn't let it get to you. Using a manual transmission is sorta like hunting with a bow- more fun, sure, maybe better under certain circumstances, definitely something you can't wait to tell people (even if they don't ask HOW you got that buck) - but if there's a choice, for most people just using a rifle or an…