Mmmmmmm, weird VW pickups. With patina. This Syncro was parked outside the local bar for most of a winter and I couldn’t figure out whose it was. I love every single thing about this truck.

I’ve got got a weird exception on the rare occasion that my ‘03 Element ends up at the dealer: they sell Honda, BMW, and Mercedes under the same roof. We Honda lowlifes don’t get the free loaners, but it’s

That was an excellent read.

Which is, itself, as implicit as language can get.

That’s bothered me since I’ve been able to read. It’s one of many things I’ve given up trying to question people on. The usage of language doesn’t always follow logic or reason, no matter how much we wish it would.

I just watched Atomic Blonde the other night and was very impressed with its treatment of guns. Most shots miss, including the main character’s, they actually run out of rounds, and there’s one point where before a critical moment she pulls the slide back just far enough to check that a round is chambered.

Thank God you explained that, or no one would have gotten the joke. My sincerest gratitude, sir.

Especially while driving on the wrong side of the road, with no steering wheel!

Alternatively,

Pretty damn good, last I heard

A worthy excursion, nonetheless. Any explorer of pun-based humor must be willing to probe for the right fusion of word meanings. It may take five hundred tries, but that is how we find what will, in transit, connect with the reader.

It kind of sums up the whole van. It was just in David Tracy’s latest Craigslist shitbox post earlier today. Highly recommended.

Waiting to happen? The horrors have clearly already happened in there.

Those are not sphincter vents.

Reminds me of the saddest looking (new car) dealership  in Burlington, VT. Mitsubishi, of course. And if you look at the sign, they had the foresight to sell Suzuki as well. Cars, not bikes. Ouch

My condolences. I don’t love everything about mine, but it will be a hard car to replace when the time comes.

JUST LOOK AT IT

I knew this photo would pay off one day.

And your snarky bullshit keeps me scrolling past the Jolly Pignuts to read the comments.