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Except Bill Nye. He’s a friend, fellow swing dancer, a feminist, a scientist, and an all around good guy. He’s also designing his own line of bow ties! He’s the best!

Wait until you see the back and forth between him and Graham. It’s like some slow melting southern soap opera.

I never get sick of watching this video. Watching Tucker flounder brings sweet sweet schadenfreude. That being said, hearing John say, “it’d be hard to top this group (meaning the Bush administration) in terms of absurdity” knowing that Trump would be elected twelve years later makes me die a little inside.

“Ladies, ladies. Don’t fuss over politics. So complex and boring. Why, you’ll give yourself forehead wrinkles thinking about that stuff. You just concern yourself with those sexy thigh-high boots, alrighty?”

You’re right, that does have a certain rhythm to it. I miss Douglas Adams.

So kidnapping and extortion, got it.

I related to this viscerally. My mother was angriest when she sensed that we (and especially I ) were happy, and then the rage would take over, eclipsing everything else. Our childhood was spent in fear: the toll of which is lifelong.

Seriously, as a dude, ESPECIALLY when I was a teen dude, there’s no way any kind of way a vagina can look to scare us away. It’s a vagina! And a living breathing woman is willing to let you look at it, and maybe even touch it or put something in it!

Anyone who wants to diss this because of the age difference can take a flying fuck. Life is hard and if you find love and everyone’s a consenting adult, I say FUCK YEAH!

this just doesn’t line up with prince as we saw him publicly. he never seemed out of control - always strong, confident, collected, witty, sharp. you never heard anything about him stumbling out of a club or anywhere else for that matter. i just can’t believe he was using drugs. it had to have been an accidental

No, he said “man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day”

You’re really just absolutely terrible at this.

This is why I eat burritos. Burritos have never done me wrong.

God damn it. Oklahoma is cutting $47 MILLION from the education budget, but these assholes think this is worth funding. Fuck you, Oklahoma State House.

I’m going to assume that Rep Ann Coody just came straight over after placing 3rd in Oklahoma’s annual“Ethel Merman Look-alike Contest”

It’s one of the reasons they, and I do mean they, we’re chosen for this mission. While one was in space the other was on Earth doing about the same exercises and eating about the same food, etc. And was kept unde tight of observation by NASA. Since their twins, NASA can now compare their DNA to better understand the

I’m not sure. Last night one saved my life.

Welcome! You must be new here. This is called irony. Also dark humor. In this case, quite dark. But still humorous, and also copacetic because the joke is at the expense of the sicko dillweed murderer.

This guy is going to be spending a decathalong time in jail.